Ok we ate at a china buffet today.The lil lady says she wants to go to Wallymart afterwards.So about 10 mins into walking around my guts start churning-gotta go now,so I head to the can.As I'm sitting there trying not to be so obivious where I just ate(shitn quietly)I look down at the shoes of the fellow next door.He had on a pair of tennys that had pink on them.I chuckled and went on taking care of my business.Another guy walks into the stall to my right and I looked at his shoes and thought"must be a kid,small feet".Then I heard it.The sound of 2 women talking about what time they are getting off today and I then discovered in my haste to crap I'd walked into the ladies bathroom.Oh crap how the hell am I gonna get out of here without getting tagged a sexual offender?I sat there waiting for them to leave.Ok door opens then closes.Good I can split so I start pulling on my draws and sure as shit here comes another.Then another.I sat there for 30 mins until finally I could make my escape.Oh man as soon as I walked out of the can here is a store manager,and a couple employees.I said hello and cruised on by.Funny,I felt as if I was being watched the whole time I was in the store afterwards:DI told my wife what had happened ofcourse she labeled me once again.LOL.
So the point of my story-don't eat at the china place in storm lake-the food will turn you into a sexual offender.:wonderlan
So the point of my story-don't eat at the china place in storm lake-the food will turn you into a sexual offender.:wonderlan